Explain That to a Martian

Rated 4.50/5 based on 3 reviews
It was three in the morning, and I had a Martian in my house. Just how drunk was I? But here he was, looking like something molded out of play doh. What else could I do but have another drink and make us fish finger sandwiches. More
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Words: 7,750
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465710826
About Gary Weston

Hello again. As you know, I'm always up to something new. Just published my latest space opera. "We Are Waiting". My usual bit of fun. Good guys, bad guys, and aliens who could be either or. I still get asked (on Amazon, at least,) for more Craggy. My own fault for starting off a series where the hero is 84 years old! Made 100 by the end of book 6. Will he return? I keep saying no, but...!
I have also just added another one to booktracks.com My poems. Not sure if I got the background music quite right. I have 29 books and stories with sounds to them. Books with sounds??? Is that audiobooks? No.
So what is this about, Gary? I hear you ask. Well. Imagine ebooks with sound effects. Background music, ambiance, and sound effects like doors slamming, or cars driving off. It could be the next best thing. Some of my little horrors are proving popular on there, such as Character Stains. Think it's a little bit radical? Go check it out. There are some classics on there, such as Sherlock Holmes, etc. It is all FREE at the moment.
I have also created 10 audiobooks by narrating my ebooks. Some, like the All Mixed Up series, have several stories in one book. 1 to 4 and 5 to 8. If you would like to "Hear" Detective Senior Morris and the team tell the stories you'll find hyperlinks in the ebooks to take you straight there. Other audiobooks are Last Flight For Craggy. The Amazing Abbey Jones, Starlight Army and many others all at distribly.com. They are in MP4B format, ok for apple and others smart phone devices and free samples are available to try out. A free version of Starlight Army is available for a short time. Hope you like them. Gary

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Review by: David Gervais on Jan. 04, 2014 : (no rating)
Culture clash viewed with a sense of humour and openness by the protagonists.
All three stories are fun.
(review of free book)

Review by: James Field on Oct. 20, 2013 :
Excellent, recommend it.
(review of free book)

Review by: Zvi Zaks on June 04, 2012 :
What if you found a blobby Martian in your apartment asking you about various aspects of human life including specifically your own sex life (or lack thereof. Worse, you're a little soused and tend to use a lot of idioms which the Martian takes literally. This is the premise of 'Explain That.' While not hard Sci Fi, this short story is an amusing take on how a first encounter might play out, and raises thoughtful questions about humanity in general. It's a good read.
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