Welcome to the Bunker, an orderly underground utopia where everyone’s needs have been satisfied! More
Welcome to the Bunker, an orderly, underground utopia where everyone's needs have been satisfied.
"Psst! Why don't you take a break for a few stretches, citizen. Your supervisor won't notice.
"Haven't heard of Terry Renfield, eh? Maybe you should take this book. Maybe you should read it. Because there's a lot more going on down here than you're probably aware. Terry Renfield knows. He broke through the cheap web of lies. I can show you how he did it. Or does the truth scare you too much?
"Control runs this place. It's staffed by Alpha clearance citizens, the brightest and the most trustworthy. They've been tasked with protecting the environment. Otherwise we might destroy this wholesome dreamland of ours like the earthlings did to their home. Control protects us from all the terrorists, too. Traitors and social deviants are everywhere. We must remain vigilant!
"You think I'm a terrorist. I can see it in your scared, little eyes. You've seen one too many episodes of Ten Things I Hate About Treason hosted by Van Johnson. You're about to tell me to go get dysentery and leave you alone before the security cameras catch us.
"We couldn't live without Control, could we?"