Addicted to Foo-Foos: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2009)

Facing his addiction to umbrella drinks is just one thing Amazon.com best-selling author humor Barton Grover Howe takes on in his latest collection. Advice to Madison Avenue on men and Colt 40 Malt Liquor; why anyone makes women’s hygiene products non-disposable; and humanity’s attempts to investigate his bedroom: Yep, it’s time to get “Beach Slapped” again. More

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Language: English
ISBN: 9781465730459
About Barton Grover Howe

Barton Grover Howe is a high school teacher and humor columnist who has spent most of the last 10 years teaching, being a mascot and generally not being near as funny as he thinks he is. A former newspaper reporter, hotel manager, aquarium diver, stand-up comedian, forcibly retired Disney On Ice performer and professional mascot, Barton Grover Howe has combined his experiences and skills from all of those environments to create writing with a voice like no other. Living proof that you don’t need hurricanes blowing the palm trees sideways to get beach slapped time and again.
He currently resides in the only small town on the Oregon coast that has seven miles of coastline and not one boat dock. He is married to the most patient woman on earth and is father to the cutest daughter in the universe, who got all of her looks from her mother.

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