Cats with Thumbs: A Beach Slapped Humor Collection (2010)

“If cats had opposable thumbs, they’d kill us all with tiny pistols. They’re evil little animals.” Yep, it’s another year of “Beach Slapped” with amazon.com best-seller Barton Grover Howe. His pregnant wife and allegedly caring women; a womb with a view; and tuning out ‘Turn Off Your TV Week’: It’s all here, as Barton gives readers 52 reasons to laugh again. More

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Language: English
ISBN: 9781476296043
About Barton Grover Howe

Barton Grover Howe is a high school teacher and humor columnist who has spent most of the last 10 years teaching, being a mascot and generally not being near as funny as he thinks he is. A former newspaper reporter, hotel manager, aquarium diver, stand-up comedian, forcibly retired Disney On Ice performer and professional mascot, Barton Grover Howe has combined his experiences and skills from all of those environments to create writing with a voice like no other. Living proof that you don’t need hurricanes blowing the palm trees sideways to get beach slapped time and again.
He currently resides in the only small town on the Oregon coast that has seven miles of coastline and not one boat dock. He is married to the most patient woman on earth and is father to the cutest daughter in the universe, who got all of her looks from her mother.

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