The Little eBook of Insults

By Dave Dutton
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Published: Dec. 08, 2011
Words: 9,956 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781466038677

Short description

There are only three ways of dealing with an insult:Ignore it; Thump the Perpetrator (not recommended)or, best of all, top it with an even better one and this little ebook will give you all the ammunition you need.

Extended description

There are only three ways of dealing with an insult:
Ignore it.
Thump the Perpetrator (not recommended)
Or, best of all, top it with an even better one.
For anyone who has only ever thought up a crushing rejoinder after the opportunity to make it has passed (and that's all of us), this little eBook provides a wealth of quips, retorts, putdowns and squelches guaranteed to give that extra edge in any verbal joust. (Read more) There are only three ways of dealing with an insult:
Ignore it.
Thump the Perpetrator (not recommended)
Or, best of all, top it with an even better one.
For anyone who has only ever thought up a crushing rejoinder after the opportunity to make it has passed (and that's all of us), this little eBook provides a wealth of quips, retorts, putdowns and squelches guaranteed to give that extra edge in any verbal joust.
Simply memorise a few of these one-liners to use as and when the occasion demands and you'll soon gain a reputation for having a razor-sharp wit.
No-one's going to risk messing with you again!
Warning: Adult Content)
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Tags

jokes, quips, rude, jokes quips funny stories joke books, quip, insults, jokes adult humour whitty sayings belly laughs, putdowns, squelches, retorts

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