Lingam Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool

By P.C. Anders
Published by P.C. Anders
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Published: Dec. 14, 2011
Words: 4,385 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781465889775

Short description

Why do men need lingam or penis massages? To awaken their Inner Clitorises, and because “men keep a lot of their stress in their pelvic area,” say the experts. Which leads the author to propose a grand plan in which universal lingam and yoni massages lead to safe sex, peace, and global economic recovery. This is a book of humor and satire meant as a gift to make people laugh.

Extended description

Suggesting that un-massaged penises are responsible for more than half the world’s problems, and aiming to halt the world's relentless march towards one fiscal cliff after another, the author, in this comic essay based on an actual public controversy in the Philippines and elsewhere, explores lingam massage and demands equal justice for yonis or pussies. However, he is fairly convinced by the argument that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises. He believes that many war-mongering politicians need their clitorises to be kicked awake.

Further, he suggests that lingam and yoni massage can be a cure for the fiscal cliff, economic crisis, and internecine warfare among human beings. He ends with an E.L. James quote and an ancient Sumerian poem demanding Justice for All Yonis. And Peace to all owners of lingams and yonis.

This humorous essay (the cover depicts a highly unorthodox theoretically possible method of administering lingam massage) with a pro-peace and pro-.. (Read more) Suggesting that un-massaged penises are responsible for more than half the world’s problems, and aiming to halt the world's relentless march towards one fiscal cliff after another, the author, in this comic essay based on an actual public controversy in the Philippines and elsewhere, explores lingam massage and demands equal justice for yonis or pussies. However, he is fairly convinced by the argument that lingam massage helps men to awaken their Inner Clitorises. He believes that many war-mongering politicians need their clitorises to be kicked awake.

Further, he suggests that lingam and yoni massage can be a cure for the fiscal cliff, economic crisis, and internecine warfare among human beings. He ends with an E.L. James quote and an ancient Sumerian poem demanding Justice for All Yonis. And Peace to all owners of lingams and yonis.

This humorous essay (the cover depicts a highly unorthodox theoretically possible method of administering lingam massage) with a pro-peace and pro-economic recovery and anti-Fiscal Cliff message is for the Australian guy who laughed for two minutes just on hearing the title. Light on technical content, and tilted heavily towards priapic humor and satire, this book is chiefly designed to be an endorphin-releasing gift of laughter: to yourself or to others.
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peace, humor, sex, economics, men and women, political satire, lingam massage, yoni massage, humorous essay

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