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Published: Dec. 18, 2011
Words: 1223 (approximate)
Language: English
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JOKES,JOKES & MORE JOKES. A group of patients at the mental hospital were playing soccer one day. The doctor observing was only mildly worried that they were playing with an imaginary ball. Then, he grew a little more concerned about the one patient who was on the sidelines not participating. He asked this man why he was not playing. The man replied, “ I am afraid of theExtended description
Three guys died and went to hell. They were all allowed one long distance call home to say goodbye. The American was on the phone for 3 minutes and was charged $30000. The devil figured, he was American so he could afford it. The Canadian called for 2 minutes and was charged $2000. The devil figured that was the fair currency exchange. The Iraqi spoke for a whole hour and was charged nothing! When the other two complained, the devil explained that Hell to Hell calls were local!Adult-content rating:
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