Also by Troy Veenstra:
- Titanic: Echo of the Dying confession: Book One of the Aroich Saga
- The Legacy
- Preschool for the Highly Gifted: “What’s traveling?”
- The Worthless Agreement:
- The New Fall of Man
- The imaginative
- Preschool of the Hight Gifted: Strangers Amongst Us
- The Heat of Passion Doctrine: Killing Your Spouse & Getting Away with Murder
- The Murder of Jeffrey Dryden: The Grim Truth Surrounding Male Domestic Abuse
- Pro Ethics for Selling Addictive Products in America: The Informative Consumers Right to Buy
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Titanic: Echo of the Dying confession: Book One of the Aroich Saga
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The Legacy
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Preschool for the Highly Gifted: “What’s traveling?”
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The Worthless Agreement:
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The New Fall of Man
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The imaginative
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“Intimate Association” = Legal Prostitution
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Beyond My Control
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Beyond my Control: Ronda the Red: Wife Three
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Published by Veenstra Publishing
Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: Dec. 19, 2011
Words: 1465 (approximate)
Language: English
Short description
Mrs. Grey never thought that teaching her Kindergarten class the, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," song would lead to little Emilee convincing the entire class of brains that Santa was a stranger working for the mafia. Nor that he could be seen as a fat, freaky, cos-playing, pedophile... but then again that’s what she gets for thinking her class was anything but normal...Extended description
“Oh, he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, going to find out whose naughty or nice, Santa Claus is coming to town…”“WAIT… WAIT… WAIT,” Emilee Broke in once more as all the children in the room quieted down, their eyes gleaming, hanging on every word their leader Emilee was about to utter. “So not only is the old man a stranger but he’s also threatens little kids with his connections with organized crime?” Emilee said, tightening her eyes as she gazed at her teacher from across the way, waiting for her to explain herself before the class. “I thought you ‘Adults’ cared about our safety… but now I have to wonder what you’re true intentions are.” She added. “Emilee dear, I think you’re putting too much thought into this, Santa is not a hit man.” Mrs. Grey said only to be interrupted by the sweet blue-eyed little girl once more. “Interesting you say that Mrs. Grey as I said nothing about Santa being a hit man,“ Emilee sighed loudly,... (Read more)
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