Ed The Elf: The Total Package (Stories 1-12)
12 stories Santa doesn't want you to read. In this hefty volume, you will find the ever amusing antics of Ed the Elf - a member of the Great Santa Corporation and occasional hero. Join him as he fights to keep his job, his life and his sanity through the endless madness that is an elf's life. (Includes the Kill Box collection as a free Christmas gift from Lunatic Ink Publishing and Laura.) More
# Strippers And Stockings (Ed The Elf #1)
Ed has been promoted and his first job is picking up the Polish team from the Santa International Sleigh Port for an 8pm meeting. However, the Poles have decided it is high time to go on a blazing bender across town and so give him the slip. Can Ed catch up to his charges and get them to the meeting on time? Or will he be demoted on his very first day?
# The Jesus Race (Ed The Elf #2)
Rudolf has been kidnapped and Ed finds himself at the center of a wicked plot to win a horse race held by god and his angels. Can Ed control the super horny Rudolf and get him back to the North Pole safely?
# Saving Ed (Ed The Elf #3)
The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future have Ed cornered. Can Ed escape? With a half-mad Rudolf after his head and a bunch of elf commandos set on annihilation, he's in for a hard time.
# Elf Promotion (Ed The Elf #4)
Ed finally got the promotion of his dreams. Unfortunately, it turns out to be punishment for a crime he did not commit. With corruption and the threat of violence and a quick dismissal over his head, can Ed find his way out of this tricky situation?
# Santa’s Factory (Ed The Elf #5)
Ed Hendricks is in Alaska to manage a struggling factory. Unfortunately, the team he expected turn out to be more trouble than he could ever imagine. Can Ed turn the factory around and going crazy in the process?
# Santa’s Stolen Suit (Ed The Elf #6)
Someone has stolen Santa's oldest suit and Ed is determined to get it back and receive the cash reward. However, an enemy from his past comes back for a bloody reunion. Can Ed succeed in returning the suit and keeping his life?
# Kids Attack (Ed The Elf #7)
Being Santa's helper was never an easy job, but when a group of kinds decide they are going to crush the elf, Ed finds himself in serious danger. Can he outrun the kids and what surprises does Santa have up his sleeve?
# The Jesus Bomb (Ed The Elf #8)
Jesus has come for revenge and he has two targets: Ed and Santa. With Ed racing across the city, dark angels and traitorous elves running a muck, it's going to be a hard for Ed to win against these odds and save the company and the man who have become such important parts of his life.
# Boardroom Ed (Ed The Elf #9)
Ed is now a member of the board and Santa has charged him with cleaning out corruption in the Great Santa Corporation. However, in a double play by a corrupt member of the company, Ed finds himself due to be executed for the very crime he was asked to stop. Santa can't help him, so Ed's going to have to make his own way. Can he bring forth the truth and save his neck?
# Old School Elf (Ed The Elf #10)
The X-11 Elf Suit has been stolen and Ed must get it back. In this hard boiled elf story, Ed takes out all the stops to get the suit back before it can be sold on the black market. However, can he live with what he must do to find it?
# Elf Finale (Ed The Elf #11)
Santa has been taken by Jesus and is due to be executed. Ed and his friend Sunny must infiltrate the enemies lair and steal Santa from under their noses. Can Ed get in and out without losing himself or his friends?
# Santa’s Savior (Ed The Elf #12)
Santa is severely injured and Ed must take on his role as Santa. Can he bring the seriously demotivated members of the company together to save Christmas? Download to find out!
Word Count Total: 55,000
Word Count Ed the Elf: 35,000
Word Count Kill Box: 20,000
(Contains the collection Kill Box as a special Christmas gift from Lunatic Ink Publishing.)