Mama Insider: Laughing (And Sometimes Crying) All the Way Through Pregnancy, Birth, and the First 3 Months

By Abigail Green
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Published: Jan. 02, 2012
Words: 13388 (approximate)
Language: English

Ebook short description

Everyone loves to talk about The Miracle of Life. Natural? Beautiful? It's just plain bizarre! If you want the real scoop on pregnancy, birth, and the first 3 months of motherhood – the good, the bad, and the funny – from one (formerly) new mom to another, then this is the e-book for you. By veteran journalist, mom blogger, and humor writer Abigail Green. "The funniest writer EVER!" say readers.

Extended description

Everyone loves to talk to pregnant women about The Miracle of Life. Natural? Beautiful? Let's be honest: it's just plain bizarre! Your previously normal body is morphing into gigantic proportions while you grow a whole new wiggly little person inside of it.

If you want the real scoop on pregnancy, birth, and the first 3 months of motherhood – the good, the bad, and the funny – from one (formerly) new mom to another, then this is the e-book for you: Mama Insider: Laughing (and Sometimes Crying) All the Way Through Pregnancy, Birth, and the First 3 Months.

As a journalist for 15+ years and a mom blogger for 5+ years, Abigail Green has been chronicling the joy and the craziness of motherhood, and has heard from tons of other new moms about what's on their sleep-deprived minds. She's here to reassure you that you are not alone. You are not crazy. And you are going to do just fine as a mom. The proof that other people have been through it and survived is in this e-book.... (Read more) Everyone loves to talk to pregnant women about The Miracle of Life. Natural? Beautiful? Let's be honest: it's just plain bizarre! Your previously normal body is morphing into gigantic proportions while you grow a whole new wiggly little person inside of it.

If you want the real scoop on pregnancy, birth, and the first 3 months of motherhood – the good, the bad, and the funny – from one (formerly) new mom to another, then this is the e-book for you: Mama Insider: Laughing (and Sometimes Crying) All the Way Through Pregnancy, Birth, and the First 3 Months.

As a journalist for 15+ years and a mom blogger for 5+ years, Abigail Green has been chronicling the joy and the craziness of motherhood, and has heard from tons of other new moms about what's on their sleep-deprived minds. She's here to reassure you that you are not alone. You are not crazy. And you are going to do just fine as a mom. The proof that other people have been through it and survived is in this e-book.

You'll find out:

Why you shouldn't be concerned by the size of your unborn baby’s nose
What happens when you're 10 days overdue and your doula goes on vacation
New moms' Frequently Asked Questions on such topics as cankles and clueless husbands
The differences between Nervous Moms and Mellow Moms
What “me time” looks like once you're a mom
How real moms lose the baby weight (hint: it's not salad and Pilates)

Each of the 23 chapters in this 50-page e-book is short and easy to read while you're feeding the baby, waiting for the pediatrician, or reheating your cup of coffee for the third time because you're running on 3 hours sleep and are constantly being interrupted to pump, change diapers, start a load of laundry, or search under the couch for missing pacifiers.

What readers are saying:

“Abby is the funniest writer I have EVER read, and I am a voracious reader.”
- Jen S., pregnant mom of 2

“What I like best about Abby's writing is that she doesn't sacrifice honesty for humor…she manages to achieve both, a rare feat.”
- Malia J., mom of 2

“I love your blog, Abby! What a talented writer and authentic soul you are.”
- Angela H., mom of 2
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pregnancy, humor, essays, babies, parenting, motherhood, motherhood humor, new mom

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