Petty Monstrosities

By Lorna Keach
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Published: Jan. 12, 2012
Words: 16477 (approximate)
Language: English

Ebook short description

Twelve Tales of Tactless Terror! Contained within these foul pages are bureaucratic necromancers, murderous craft items, furniture with a taste for blood, phantasmagorical family pets and inappropriate evening wear. After reading such a harrowed tome, you will be hence transported into a realm of darkness where only sheer courage and a mild case of dyslexia can save you!

Extended description

Twelve Tales of Tactless Terror! Contained within these foul pages are bureaucratic necromancers, murderous craft items, furniture with a taste for blood, phantasmagorical family pets and inappropriate evening wear. Thrill to the drug-addled antics of The Bowels of the Couch! Chill with the sophisticated depravity of A Most Dangerous Gun! The Lobsters of the Damned and the Night of the Garter await you, whoever so haplessly stumbles into their midst, but take care not to wake the sleeping giants of Frankenrocket and Zominique!

Also included in this diabolical tome is the never-before-seen short story A Modern Family’s Guide to Vamping, which promises more schlock and terror than any dental hygiene PSA to ever have come out of the fifties. Wail in dismay as Sue Glossman’s sewing machine breaks down! Cower in fear as the mad subatomic physicist moves into the neighborhood! Shriek in sheer madness at the red chiffon dress that will awaken the very beast within mankind and destroy us... (Read more) Twelve Tales of Tactless Terror! Contained within these foul pages are bureaucratic necromancers, murderous craft items, furniture with a taste for blood, phantasmagorical family pets and inappropriate evening wear. Thrill to the drug-addled antics of The Bowels of the Couch! Chill with the sophisticated depravity of A Most Dangerous Gun! The Lobsters of the Damned and the Night of the Garter await you, whoever so haplessly stumbles into their midst, but take care not to wake the sleeping giants of Frankenrocket and Zominique!

Also included in this diabolical tome is the never-before-seen short story A Modern Family’s Guide to Vamping, which promises more schlock and terror than any dental hygiene PSA to ever have come out of the fifties. Wail in dismay as Sue Glossman’s sewing machine breaks down! Cower in fear as the mad subatomic physicist moves into the neighborhood! Shriek in sheer madness at the red chiffon dress that will awaken the very beast within mankind and destroy us all!

After reading such a harrowed tome, you will be hence transported into a realm of darkness where only sheer courage and a mild case of dyslexia can save you!
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fiction, horror, comedy, humor, satire, dark humor, macabre, speculative, short story collection, horror comedy

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