Don't Bang Denmark: How To Sleep With Danish Women In Denmark (If You Must)
Don't Bang Denmark is a hater travel guide that reluctantly teaches you how to sleep with Danish women while in Denmark. It also offers a cultural dissection of Danish people and their unsatisfying culture. More
Don't Bang Denmark is a hater travel guide that reluctantly teaches you how to sleep with Danish women while in Denmark. It also offers a cultural dissection of Danish people and their unsatisfying culture.
Here's what you'll find inside...
-What to expect from a trip to Denmark
-The downsides of providing all Danish citizens with cradle-to-grave services
-Why Jante Law, a set of cultural rules engrained in every Dane, is the biggest cockblocker in the world
-How to save on accommodations and going out in one of the most expensive countries in Europe
Most of the book is dedicated to the women. You'll read...
-How being your normal American self is likely to anger Danish women
-The reason why game as you know it is ineffective in Denmark
-The horrible appearance and personality of the average Danish woman
-Why it's almost impossible to get along with a Danish woman if you're an alpha male
-The three types of Danish girls
-The approximate number of Danish girls you'll have to approach before having sex with one
-The best site to run internet game, with a messaging template you can use to make first contact
-The hilariously bad game of Danish men
I break down the best game to meet Danish women...
-The most optimal night game strategy that includes lines, moves, and logistical tricks like the best time to go out and how to venue change to your place
-Two hater routines I used to destroy a Danish girl's night
-How you'll be perceived based on your race, along with my take on which race fares best with the women
-Why it's important to dress as sharply as you can
I wrap the book up with stories and logistical information. You'll read...
-3 short stories that offer additional insight and information on Danish culture
-A detailed city guide on Copenhagen, including which neighborhood to stay in, lodging options, daytime activities, and my favorite bars to meet girls
The 72-page book is organized into five chapters...
1. Welcome To Denmark. Country background, logistics, and culture
2. Girls. How they look and act
3. Game. How to pick them up and have sex
4. Stories. Three short stories from my time in Denmark
5. Copenhagen. Details on the capital city
Don't Bang Denmark teaches Western men how to sleep with Danish women in Denmark while simultaneously advising them not to visit. The primary goal of this book is to convince you not to go to Denmark, but if you wind up there anyway it will help you score sex from the locals