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Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die tomorrow.
Modesty is overrated.
I'm a visionary literary genius of fuckwittery, questionable taste, provocateur of pure intellectual masturbation for the generations, and artist of mentally visualized asskickery.
I write full length books in mere days. Some of it is questionable. Most of it will have you questioning my sanity. But all of it will make you laugh.
My fans are called the Corrupted because I've corrupted them for all other mediocre literary works out there....they jones for my literary crack and I'm more than willing to supply the 74+ regions in the WORLD that my fuckwittery and asskickery has infiltrated.