101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire

Rated 4.67/5 based on 12 reviews
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that: a list of tips for traveling with a vampire. Some are useful even if you aren't traveling with the undead. It's not a novel. It's not a short story. But, if you're looking for a quick chuckle and to get a sneak peek at book 4 in the Amaranthine series, then give it a shot. More
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Words: 9,470
Language: English
ISBN: 9781452340500
About Joleene Naylor

Joleene Naylor grew up in southwest Iowa surrounded by soybeans, corn and very little entertainment – so she made her own. She has been writing and drawing since she was a small child, with a particular leaning towards fantasy, horror and paranormal. It is this love of all that goes bump in the night that led her to write the Amaranthine series.
In her spare time she is a freelance artist, book cover designer and photographer. Her current projects include the seventh novel in the Amaranthine series, a collection of Executioner short stories, and The Terrible Turtle Conspiracy, a web manga collaboration with writer Jonathan Harvey. Joleene maintains blogs full of odd ramblings and hopes to win the lottery. Until she does, she and her husband live near Bolivar Missouri with their cats and turtles. However, unless she starts buying tickets she may never actually win anything.

Ramblings from the Darkness at www.JoleeneNaylor.com
You never know what you’ll find in the shadows…..

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Review by: Tricia Drammeh on March 26, 2014 :
This is a short, fun companion book to the Amaranthine series. It's definitely one to read AFTER you take a bite out of the first three or four books in the series.
(review of free book)

Review by: DM Yates on Jan. 29, 2013 :
I loved the humor in this book. Each tip had me laughing. Joleene Naylor has written a fun short book that's a quick, easy read and leaves a smile on your face. Kudos to Joleene Naylor.
(review of free book)

Review by: Katy Sozaeva on Jan. 28, 2013 :
I don't remember how, when, or why I downloaded this hilarious book. I have a copy for both my Nook and my Kindle, so I suppose it was free on Smashwords and Amazon, which it still currently is. All I know is I laughed my head off all the way through it. If you like vampires, enjoy urban fantasy stories featuring vampires and/or have read any of Joleene Naylor's boks, you will want to grab a copy of this, if you haven't already.

Hilarious .
(review of free book)

Review by: Louise Findlay on Nov. 25, 2012 :
I found this book on the e-book store and once I read it I loved it. Can't wait to read you're other books




Louise Findlay
Author of The All Gifted Fairies and The War at smashwords
(review of free book)

Review by: Gerty So on Aug. 24, 2012 :
It was a really funny read. it did not disappoint. Had me laughing the whole thru.
(review of free book)

Review by: Kate F on June 13, 2012 :
I made the decision to download and read this book because it sounded funny, and it did not disappoint! There are, as the title suggests, 101 tips for traveling with a vampire. These tips are often aimed at the human who must help a vampire travel, because according to the author, sometimes being a vampire means you have to travel quite a bit. And since vampires can only travel at night or in dark places, and they need to feed or drink blood on a regular basis, well.. as the human companion traveling with a vampire, you should be prepared!

There are tips for traveling by air, boat, or on a road trip by car, and each of these sections has a lot of good tips to help you decide the best way to travel with your particular vampire companion.

At the end, there are 25 more tips for dealing with your vampire, and those are amusing as well.
(review of free book)

Review by: Lisa Rayns on Feb. 10, 2012 :
101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that: a list of tips for traveling with a vampire. It made me laugh. I liked it.
(review of free book)

Review by: James Brock on May 24, 2011 :
Hysterical! Wish I'd read this before writing MY vampire book! Can't wait to read the associated novel and more of Joleen Naylor's great writing!
(review of free book)

Review by: Carol on April 25, 2011 :
OK read. Many of the tips seemed self-evident given most vampire lore. I haven't read the associated novel so didn't really connect with this short item.
(review of free book)

Review by: Unicorn Productions on Feb. 22, 2011 :
Very funny and highly entertaining, with some real travel tips thrown in - will have to keep this until the day I meet Louis de Pointe du Lac (Hollywood version, please)!
Great job - must check the novels and will ASAP!
(review of free book)

Review by: Bonnie Mutchler on May 13, 2010 :
Some hilarious and some practical tips. Keeps you giggling, especially if you've read Shades of Grey. It's a great display of Ms. Naylor's wonderful sense of humor.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Ruth Ann Nordin on May 05, 2010 :
I really enjoyed this book. The tips are so funny and told from the point of view from the human main character in her other book Shades of Gray, which I thought was a neat twist. In fact, the character made sure to give a "truth vs. myth" prologue on vampires. It turns out Hollywood is wrong. *chuckle*

Anyway, I'll just share a couple of my favorite tips to give you an idea of the humor you can find here: "Motels will not give you a discount because your friend is 'dead' so don't ask." and "Bottled water isn't only good to drink, it's handy for cleaning up messes; everything from left over carnage to those melted junior mints you accidentally sat on."

In addition to the these tips were bonus tips on how to deal with your vampire. One example of that is this: "It's not that your vampire doesn't want to change into a bat in front of you, it's that they can't, so quit bugging them about it."

I thought this book was original and refreshing. The pictures came out good and the verion had good formatting. It's a quick read which was fun and light-hearted. Sometimes it's good to sit back and laugh, and this book provided a very nice escape for me.
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

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