Published: March 14, 2012
Words: 47,478 (approximate)
Language: English

Short description

Jet-packs, Dragons, Barbarians, Dinosaurs, Magic, Space-Ships, Chainsaws and Beards. This epic tale of hilarity, emotion and adventure is the true story of Grigor: The Destructionator!

Extended description

The five pieces of awesome are objects scattered around the universe that grant the wielder near ultimate power. If the Evil Lord gets them first then the Universe will be thrust into a nightmareish hell, if Grigor gets them first, there's a slim chance he can save everyone. But the pieces already have owners, will Grigor and his rag tag group of comrades (including an immortal legendary pirate and a man with chainsaws for arms) get the pieces first and save the world? Or will the Evil Lord plunge the universe into indomitable darkness forever?

Before Grigor even realises that he's on an amazing adventure he has to face his day job as a Viking Bank Financier. This has it's own challenges, like Evil Zombie Ninjas and even worse, a visit from the Aduit Team.

A hilariously ironic slant on the space opera and fantasy epic style. Un-like anything you will ever read.

Tags

adventure, fantasy, epic, wizards, pirates, sci fi, barbarian, dinosaurs, spaceships, awesome, amazing, giants, viking, bears, ninjas, motorbikes

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Review by: STUMBLING UPON on March 23, 2012 :
This was a well written book. I enjoyed it.
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