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I was born in a Naval hospital in Virginia, and while I was staring into the doctor's eyes as he marveled at my exceptionally long umbilical cord, all I was thinking was , 'I need to write this stuff down so I don't forget it.' Hey, believe what you want, that's my story and I am sticking to it! As soon as I could pick up pencil and paper and get those stories and poems out of my head, I was doing it.
My poor parents used to receive letters under their door when I was mad at them, explaining in great detail why I was so angry and how wonderful it would be when my other parents came to take me away.
I never did find those "other" parents, and I am so happy with how things turned out, because I have an awesome, if not slightly unhinged, family.
I currently reside in North Carolina with my 4 children, our dog, cat, and a guinea pig who likes to bite.