Published: May 20, 2010
Words: 14025 (approximate)
Language: English

Ebook description

Could an innocent looking little old granny, possibly be the worlds biggest serial killer? Watch out for those knitting needles, death is coming to the suburbs like never before. Dame Demise has arrived. REVISED EDITION

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horror, murder, british, uk, stuart, demise, dame, neild

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Review by: Bridget Squires on Dec. 11, 2010 :
The creepiest granny around! Fantastic story, well written, loved it!
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

Review by: sugar bug on Sep. 20, 2010 :
An amazing book love the evil granny it reminds me of 1 of my friends mums
(review of free book)

Review by: Ian Woodhead on Sep. 19, 2010 :
Very enjoyable Stuart. I wonder how many grannies are really like her! I bet there's a few.
(review of free book)

Review by: David Jeffery on Aug. 24, 2010 :
A dark, fun read. Not for people with no sense of humour. Or those who bemoan something they got for nothing.
(review of free book)

Review by: Patrick Bateman on Aug. 21, 2010 :
One of the worst book I’ve ever read.
(review of free book)

Review by: Alison Smith on June 29, 2010 :
Awful. No idea of punctuation, grammar, pace or plot.
(review of free book)

Review by: brian fang on June 06, 2010 :
wow, what's with all the raves which this story sure doesn't deserve. ill give it that is fast paced and has quite a lot of laugh out loud and wtf moments, but i can't take this story anywhere near seriously, so to those seeking aesthetics from a fiction, don't bother here
(review of free book)

Review by: Wayne Davies on May 31, 2010 :
Brilliant stuff Stuart... as always ;)

You are also a dedicated and great guy to work with, and the future looks strong.
(review of free book)

Review by: sid jones on May 30, 2010 :
I have read this book twice now and just keep loving it. i truly hope there will be moreof these in the future. The hummor was just right for this style of story. Thanks Stuart for sharing your talent with us all 5 stars for.
Sid
(review of free book)

Review by: kayleigh jay on May 24, 2010 :
love this great fictional chasracter wish every granny was this exciting am goin have to get mine some knitting needles lol great comedy horror can`t wait for the next installment hope there`s more to follow top rating 5 stars excellent
(review of free book)

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