No More Bull

By Edwin R Larson
Published by Post Mortem Press
$4.99 Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: April 26, 2012
Words: 114,884 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476133034

Short description

NO MORE BULL is the story of a politician who must learn how to simultaneously balance his needs with the needs of his family and the needs of his community. NO MORE BULL hilariously delivers many truths about the political life we all lead.

Extended description

NO MORE BULL is the story of a politician who must learn how to simultaneously balance his needs with the needs of his family and the needs of his community.

Since he learned how to spell caucus, Julian Crown believed he would be elected president someday. When he learned how to spell Julius Caesar, he dropped authenticity in favor of BS and avoided work every March 15th. BS furnished him with the false safety of a personal vocabulary for getting votes, but when it was time to be presidential his deeper convictions stopped the baloney. However, after years of neglect he lost his dictionary of Saying What You Mean and was stripped to the bare skin of his fragmented personality. Feeling great shame without his BS cloak, Julian left the governor’s mansion and returned home to face a terrible phobia, his estranged wife, an indefatigable Andy Messerschmitt, Smart Ash, who has a working plan to take over the world, and the reporters who mercilessly hounded him for years about the Late.. (Read more) NO MORE BULL is the story of a politician who must learn how to simultaneously balance his needs with the needs of his family and the needs of his community.

Since he learned how to spell caucus, Julian Crown believed he would be elected president someday. When he learned how to spell Julius Caesar, he dropped authenticity in favor of BS and avoided work every March 15th. BS furnished him with the false safety of a personal vocabulary for getting votes, but when it was time to be presidential his deeper convictions stopped the baloney. However, after years of neglect he lost his dictionary of Saying What You Mean and was stripped to the bare skin of his fragmented personality. Feeling great shame without his BS cloak, Julian left the governor’s mansion and returned home to face a terrible phobia, his estranged wife, an indefatigable Andy Messerschmitt, Smart Ash, who has a working plan to take over the world, and the reporters who mercilessly hounded him for years about the Latex Panty Scandal. His beloved Roseapple Estate helped to stabilize him, but the wacky characters in his hometown of Yarrum in Drinkwater County catapulted him along unexpected paths to a conclusion that even Smart Ash could not predict.

NO MORE BULL hilariously delivers many truths about the political life we all lead.
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president, election, political humor

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