Jesus Invades George: An Alternative History

By Luke Rhinehart
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Published: May 07, 2012
Words: 92,248 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476148618

Short description

Jesus Invades George is a grand satirical vision in the same mode as Rhinehart's bestseller The Dice Man. The novel tells what would have happened if George Bush had in 2007 become possessed by the real Jesus. When Jesus talks to George about withdrawing all American forces from abroad and giving health care to everyone, the establishment begins plotting to stop this Christian terrorist George.

Extended description

JESUS INVADES GEORGE is a grand satirical vision that employs the same comic voice as The Dice Man. The novel answers the simple question:
What would have happened if George Bush had awakened one morning in early 2007 and found he'd become possessed by Jesus?
The answer is: plenty.
When Jesus forces George to start recommending the withdrawal of all American forces from the Middle East, the men who have supported George begin plotting to stop him. In this hilarious history you will also learn: (Read more) JESUS INVADES GEORGE is a grand satirical vision that employs the same comic voice as The Dice Man. The novel answers the simple question:
What would have happened if George Bush had awakened one morning in early 2007 and found he'd become possessed by Jesus?
The answer is: plenty.
When Jesus forces George to start recommending the withdrawal of all American forces from the Middle East, the men who have supported George begin plotting to stop him. In this hilarious history you will also learn:

Why Karl believed that his Policy of Eternal War would mean Republican governments 'til death do us part.

How George, in Sadr City with only a single body guard, survived many assassination attempts only to be nearly done in by a pizza.

What happened when Jesus and George made love to Laura.

How George, in the Holy Land, almost walked on water and provoked an international incident.

What happened when Laura hired the world's foremost exorcist to rid George of the Terrible Spirit possessing him.

How Hillary and Barack suddenly found they were to the right of George on just about every issue and didn’t know how to deal with it.

What happened when Dick and Don rallied the establishment to save the nation from the Christian terrorist George.

And finally, how the 2008 election turned out and the world lived happily ever after. Or not.
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humor, satire

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