Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer

Rated 4.00/5 based on 3 reviews
Hummingbirds. You know what they are. Tiny emerald speed demons. People used to hang out jars of red sugar-water for them... until environmental disasters rewired their tiny brains and aggressive appetites to prefer the taste of human blood. But they’d better watch out who they mess with, because Sissy has an aerosol can, and she knows how to turn it into a flamethrower!
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Words: 5,520
Language: English
ISBN: 9781452314167
About Helen Montgomery

Helen Lloyd Montgomery has been a writer since the third grade when she successfully negotiated a deal with her teacher to write stories using her weekly spelling words rather than write them out ten times each. She and her cat Turbo Tasha currently reside in Minnesota, where Helen is driven by the bitter winter weather to keep warm by exercising her fingers over a hot keyboard. She invites you to visit her website at http://www.hlmontgomery.com where you can find discount coupons for Skinwalker Moon, as well as a recipe for delightful little cookies you'll want to keep all for yourself.

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Review by: Tweezle on July 21, 2011 :
Hummingbirds are my favorites. Their antics in the air are graceful and precise. So many times I've wondered when they go buzzing by - what happens if they misjudge. Ouch!

Take that thought and spice it up...Vampire hummingbirds. How would you ever get away?! This humorous story is a quick read that will have you chuckling out loud.
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Review by: mish on Oct. 03, 2010 :
Rating: 4 (I Really Liked It)

Vampire Hummingbirds. C'mon! How could I not want to read this? This story was so much fun. I loved the character of Sissy. The humor was dry and had an indifferent tone that reminded me of the Seinfeld TV show. In fact, Sissy's neighbor Sal reminded me a lot Mickey--Kramer's friend in that show--and the Seinfeld-ish banter between Sal and Sissy gave me a chuckle. Sissy is also quite the "MacGyver" of vampire hummer slayers and is very inventive in her methods of battling the little buggers.

If you like fun, quirky, oddball stories this is a great lunchtime read. I'd love to see the continuing adventures of Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer.

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Review by: Deborah Krider on June 17, 2010 :
A very funny story! Flying chaos! I’ll never look at hummingbirds the same way.

Our unconventional heroine, Sissy comes up with hilarious ways and weapons against the flying bloodsuckers. And Sal, the crazy cripple, adds a tremendously funny dimension to the story!

Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer is a unique and very entertaining story.
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