Published: June 12, 2010
Words: 5,521 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781452314167

Description

Hummingbirds. You know what they are. Tiny emerald speed demons. People used to hang out jars of red sugar-water for them... until environmental disasters rewired their tiny brains and aggressive appetites to prefer the taste of human blood. But they’d better watch out who they mess with, because Sissy has an aerosol can, and she knows how to turn it into a flamethrower!

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vampire, action, humor, speculative fiction, fun, weird, strange

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Review by: Tweezle on July 21, 2011 :
Hummingbirds are my favorites. Their antics in the air are graceful and precise. So many times I've wondered when they go buzzing by - what happens if they misjudge. Ouch!

Take that thought and spice it up...Vampire hummingbirds. How would you ever get away?! This humorous story is a quick read that will have you chuckling out loud.
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Review by: mish on Oct. 03, 2010 :
Rating: 4 (I Really Liked It)

Vampire Hummingbirds. C'mon! How could I not want to read this? This story was so much fun. I loved the character of Sissy. The humor was dry and had an indifferent tone that reminded me of the Seinfeld TV show. In fact, Sissy's neighbor Sal reminded me a lot Mickey--Kramer's friend in that show--and the Seinfeld-ish banter between Sal and Sissy gave me a chuckle. Sissy is also quite the "MacGyver" of vampire hummer slayers and is very inventive in her methods of battling the little buggers.

If you like fun, quirky, oddball stories this is a great lunchtime read. I'd love to see the continuing adventures of Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer.

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Review by: Deborah Krider on June 17, 2010 :
A very funny story! Flying chaos! I’ll never look at hummingbirds the same way.

Our unconventional heroine, Sissy comes up with hilarious ways and weapons against the flying bloodsuckers. And Sal, the crazy cripple, adds a tremendously funny dimension to the story!

Sissy the Vampire Hummingbird Slayer is a unique and very entertaining story.
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