on July 24, 2012 :
I'm taking this story as lesson learned. If it happen to be wife's idea or mine to fuck in the snow. After building a snowman with a ten inch cock. I will definitely please my wife in a snow fucking event.
There must of been some magic in that old fendor hat. because Stephen's girlfriend got what she wanted from Frosty's icicle member, that her boyfriend could not finish. And she is planning on making another snowman.
Funny and well written. I will look forward to more from this author.
(reviewed within a week of purchase)
on June 06, 2012 :
I was not imagining the stick hands on the back of my head, gently urging me to take him deeper.
God Bless the people who wrote weird ass porn erotica! I will tell you, I have read so much erotica in my life, that I need some weirdness to entertain me!
So here we have a girl, with an asshole for a boyfriend. They make a snowman together. Of course the boyfriend makes two balls and a dick and put it on the snowman (boys). Well after molding dick in his hands, he gets horny and screws his girlfriend in the snow. When he finished, he jumped up and said “gotta pee” and ran inside (who said romance is dead). Oh, did I forget, here is the whole sentence “gotta pee! Do we have any more of the tuna casserole left?” Men!!!
So she is left out in the snow, horny and decides to get herself off! When she is done, an old fedora (hat) blew in out of nowhere, so she puts it on the snowman’s head (the one on top of his body). His eyes flash….then his head turned slightly towards her. His head wasn’t the only thing that turned toward her ‘if you know what I mean’. So he is a magical snowman. So……she does him. Don’t want to give much away because that’s where you need to go by the ebook :)
I really enjoyed this. Never read snowman porn erotica before. Can’t wait to see what else this writer comes up with.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)
on May 30, 2012 :
This is the first book I've read by this author, and it didn't disappoint. I went in expecting a weird funny sex romp, and this book delivered. HARD. I laughed out loud a few times throughout because of lines like these:
"The Eskimos may have a hundred words for snow, but at that moment, I only had two: Fuck. Yeah."
"Give me that South Pole!"
This was a pure snowball made of frozen fun, and I highly recommend it if you're looking for a crazy, sexy read!
(reviewed the day of purchase)