My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale (Poniworld Chronicles #3)

Meet Brogene, a very butch pony who enjoys wearing a sweater tied around his neck. He sets off for Butch Valley, a mythical valley filled with mancaves where only the extremely butch are allowed. During his quest he has to deal with blue creatures called the Funs & the only female in their village, an odd yellow guy named Cap-Man, and at one point he acquires a magical codpiece! Not for children! More

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Language: English
ISBN: 9781476082912
About Lotus Rose

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Lotus Rose is also the author of MachoPoni: A Prance with Death. He writes about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, “grown-up” version of children’s literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.

Here's a short poem he wrote:

O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?

For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.

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