Calamity Jayne Heads West

By Kathleen Bacus
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Published: June 13, 2012
Words: 93,393 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476143842

Short description

Tressa Jayne Turner is headed for the Grand Canyon State. Her goofy gammy’s getting hitched. But when someone takes a liking to the butt-ugly fertility figurine Tressa purchased at a roadside stand as a wedding gift, the wacky wedding’s about to become a southwestern scavenger hunt that will make Thelma and Louise’s spree seem like amateur night at the OK Corral. May the best spirit guide win.

Extended description

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE COYOTE?
IT GOT STUCK IN A TRAP, CHEWED OFF THREE LEGS AND WAS STILL STUCK.

Tressa Jayne Turner, Grandville Iowa’s own little “Calamity,” is headed for the Grand Canyon State—and a wedding! No, not her own. She hasn’t said yes to the Roguish Ranger Rick, but after the past year some downtime in a sweat lodge is just what the shaman ordered. (Read more) DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE COYOTE?
IT GOT STUCK IN A TRAP, CHEWED OFF THREE LEGS AND WAS STILL STUCK.

Tressa Jayne Turner, Grandville Iowa’s own little “Calamity,” is headed for the Grand Canyon State—and a wedding! No, not her own. She hasn’t said yes to the Roguish Ranger Rick, but after the past year some downtime in a sweat lodge is just what the shaman ordered.

Unfortunately, it’s her goofy gammy getting’ hitched, and Tressa’s sunny little siesta is about to have more strings attached than a dream catcher. Her cousin’s keeping secrets, Rick’s sending signals—more of the smokin’ than smoke variety—and it seems Tressa’s not the only person with an attachment to “Kookamunga”, the butt-ugly fertility figurine she picked up at a roadside stand as a wedding gift. The wacky wedding’s about to become a southwestern scavenger hunt, an amazing race-meets-the-Da Vinci Code-Wild West-intrigue featuring a washed-up actress out to kick-start her career, a suspect spiritual advisor, locals with a cause, and a ten-year-old who’s a chip off a certain ranger’s blockhead.

It’ll be a vision quest to make Thelma and Louise’s southwestern spree seem like amateur night at the OK Corral.

May the best spirit guide win.

(Note: This book is part of the author’s backlist, originally released in print in 2007 by Dorchester Publishing)
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janet evanovich, gemma halliday, kathleen bacus, killer fiction, jana de leon, leslie langtry, calamityjayne mysteries, tressa jayne turner, ranger rick

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