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CK Niemand is an annoying absurdist who dabbles in music, writing, and casual observation. She has absolutely no talent for the visual arts and she can't sing in harmony to save her life. A paycheck collector by trade, she resides on a lonely and remote wind swept hillside with 42 gerbils and 117,471 Grandaddy Longlegs (population subject to change on a whim). Her hobbies include noodle crafts, finger snapping, magazine stacking, and smart-assery. At times, she tries to take things seriously in a futile attempt to break up the monotony of her rather meandering existence. She occasionally throws her attempts at creativity out into the ether using various monikers and pen names for no good reason at all.