Shorts You Will Never Wear

An ebook of short stories designed for medium attention-spanned people with labyrinthine imaginations.

Plenty of samples are available at:
http://shortsyouwillneverwear.blogspot.com

Available formats: epub mobi pdf rtf lrf pdb txt html

Words: 28,650
Language: English
About Neal Wailing

I am an average sized human man with a petite yet wayward intellect.

Since the age of four I have dimly shone like a broody moon. (Not really, just displaying my word-playfulness: like a word-musketeer; a deft proponent of the swishing word; Wordtagnan.)

But the older I get the more I suspect that I am merely an idiot who has failed to understand the basic laws of human existence.

I met the Horse; spokesperson for my hidden humanness.

Questions bled into fountains. I have had but one response.

I wrote a collection of short stories. Wow, special!

I now walk around with a feather on my head--I don't wear hats well--wondering why I bothered. I need readers; an adoring/begrudging readership. But I have nothing; a crackly noise in an empty universe.

I urge you to read Shorts You Will Never Wear; I challenge you to think the same about the world and your place in it afterwards.

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