Published: July 03, 2012
Words: 1,105 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9780988138100

Description

A 1,000 word short short story from Catholic Guilt and the Joy of Hating Men. Maddy McKay: A little lonely. A little self-conscious. Starving to death. Trying to slim down to starving model size, but her little housemates don't seem all that supportive.

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humor, fantasy, funny, elves, weight loss, house elf

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Review by: Petar Toushkov on Nov. 30, 2012 :
Quite enjoyable short tale. Funny on the outside, dark and entertaining on the inside.
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Review by: Victoria Zigler on Nov. 05, 2012 :
An entertaining story, with a weird but amusing ending.
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Review by: Dorian Grey on July 12, 2012 :
A wonderful little tale. The last line wasn't needed - the penultimate line gave it away. Dark, clever, amusing and quite delightful!
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Review by: Alice Wood on July 09, 2012 :
A very funny story with a superb twist at the end. a delight to read and review and I look forward to reading more.
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Review by: aramide on July 04, 2012 :
Lol! Weird but yeah, lol!
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Review by: Ardy on July 03, 2012 :
Didn't see that ending coming.
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Review by: Lex J. Grootelaar on July 03, 2012 :
Entertaining and fun I read the other flash fiction this author posted today and both were dark and twisted in ways you don't see coming.
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