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Danny's Navel Adventure

By Toni Bryan
$3.99 Rating: Not yet rated.
Published: July 25, 2010
Words: 57107 (approximate)
Language: English


Ebook short description

Danny is one of life's armchair philosophers, and in a moment of complete absurdity asks himself if he has ever been in love. From that moment on he embarks on a quest to find out. Follow Danny as he searches for the 'Pink Blancmange', gets propositioned by a gay shop assistant, meets the 'mafia', discovers his mother's secret lover, and talks to a wall at a party. Life will never be the same!

Extended description

Men left to their own devices, tied to a natural desire to philosophise about any subject especially when they have idle time on the hands, tend to end up in the strangest of situations, particularly if they start wondering if they've ever been in love!

Thus Danny, in an idle moment staring down at the hairs on his belly button, ponders in a moment of complete absurdity whether if he has ever been in love, or was it lust. Rising out of his beloved battered armchair he embarks on a quest to find out. Follow Danny's hilarious adventures as he searches for the 'Pink Blancmange' in his local library, gets propositioned by a gay shop assistant in a bookstore, meets the 'Mafia' on a blind date, discovers his 70-year-old mother has a secret lover, and talks to a wall at a party, only to discover later how alive the wall was. Life will never be the same again!

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This book contains content considered unsuitable for young readers 17 and under, and which may be offensive to some readers of all ages. For more information, see the Support FAQ.

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humour, humour romantic comedy

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