Published: July 26, 2012
Words: 99,621 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476102894

Short description

Life is what you make of it. If you've made yours out of vodka, chocolate and vibrators...so be it.

Extended description

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: includes explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

Adult-content rating: This book contains content considered unsuitable for young readers 17 and under, and which may be offensive to some readers of all ages. For more information, see the Support FAQ.

Tags

love, chocolate, drunken humor, f, chic lit, humor adult humor and comedy

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Reviews

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Review by: Nicole Sowers on Feb. 23, 2013 :
I saw this book a couple of months ago and passed it up I came into it again several days ago and read the description since I was looking for something funny to read I thought I'd give it a chance. Seduction and Snacks is one funny ass book that anyone will have a good time reading. Sometimes when you try to makes things funny it doesn't come out right but all of the characters in the book were funny right down to Gavin. Seduction and Snacks is a complete must read and mood enhancer, reading about all of Clair's and her friends misfortune will have you looking at your own problems differently.
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

Review by: Annai Medina on Jan. 18, 2013 :
This book was one of my favs! I love all the characters, and this book actually made me laugh!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Francine Roberg on Dec. 23, 2012 : (no rating)
One of the funniest books that I have ever read. I have been telling all of my friends that they have to read it!!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Debbie Van Der Zanden on Dec. 06, 2012 :
A fun read!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Crystal Jordan on Nov. 27, 2012 : (no rating)
I have never laughed so hard while reading a book. I enjoyed this book to no end. If you love reading to brighten your day or just laughing, you will love this book.
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Review by: Katie Joaquin on Nov. 01, 2012 :
Hilarious book! And sweet story line, albeit, highly unbelievable. But, isn't that why we read this stuff in the first place? At times the humor was a bit much...it kept dragging on and on. But, overall, this was a sweet story that had me laughing out loud. I'm just not sure if I'll read the second book in the series.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: A K on Oct. 13, 2012 :
Had me in stitches, perfect chic-lit.
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

Review by: sim books on Oct. 11, 2012 :
funny book made me giggle out loud,hot sex scenes too!!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: sim books on Oct. 11, 2012 : (no rating)
funny book made me giggle out loud,hot sex scenes too!!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Ann Marie Hawpe on Sep. 05, 2012 :
This book was FAN.TAS.TIC! I have not laughed so hard or so much while reading a book in a loooong time. Heck, even this author's FB page is hilarious!! My advice? Run, dont walk, to click that purchase button!!! And if you can handle more good news, the sequel, Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2), comes out in October! WOO HOO!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Elin Nilsson on Aug. 24, 2012 :
So good and funny!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

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