An Ode to the Big Toe

By K. K. Ricky
Published by Mossy Feet Books
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Published: July 27, 2012
Words: 905 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476310282

Short description

We stub it, dancing partners step on it and kickers use it to blast balls.

Extended description

We stub it, dancing partners step on it and kickers use it to blast balls.
It is time to consider the plight of that forgotten appendage at the end of your foot that we call the big toe or the hallux as people that like fancy names have termed it. The big toe is an unheralded champion which leads us through life, unseen by most, an unappreciated, unsung hero. It is time to honor the big toe with an ode to its service.

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funny, story, humorous, big, toe

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