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Jools Constant - professional stand up comedian, story teller and general entertainer type.
I have the attention span of an angry gnat and so the completion my first book is a major milestone for me. I have been writing and telling stories since I was a very small lad. Primarily these stories were made up in order to get me out of the trouble my short attention span, curious nature and inability to respect boundaries got me into!
Since leaving school 28 years ago I have had 2 wives, 3 children, 2 grandchildren, 12 houses, 40 different jobs (including vicar and gigolo,) several hundred different cars, a gaggle of parties, gallons of Guinness and only one nervous breakdown. All of which gives me a massive bank of stories with which to amuse or befuddle the casual passer-by.