The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher

By Andre Farant
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Published: July 29, 2012
Words: 16,724 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476075310

Short description

From goalie-mask-wearing mama’s boys to one-liner-spewing burn victims, Slashers have stalked our woods and haunted our dreams for over thirty years. Now, perennial “Final Girl” Oleander Flimus (actually, she prefers the term “Survivor Girl”) tells you how to survive a Slasher.

Extended description

In The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher, you will learn:

What people, places and activities to avoid

What clothes to wear, equipment to pack and weapons to seek out (Read more) In The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher, you will learn:

What people, places and activities to avoid

What clothes to wear, equipment to pack and weapons to seek out

How to best hide from, escape from, and fight off a Slasher

Filled with life-saving advice and written in Oleander Flimus’s no-bull style, The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher is the most useful and fun survival guide you will ever read.

If enough of us read this guide, eventually, the Final Girls will outnumber the victims!

Whether you’re a lover of the Slasher film-type or simply love to laugh at its clichés, The Final Girl: How to Survive a Slasher is sure to entertain.

This is my love letter to Slasher films.
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Tags

horror, humor, satire, tips, movies, entertainment, parody, guide, advice, survival, film, killers, rules, cliches, slasher, final girl

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