As a Stay-at-Home Mom, I have all the time in the world to fantasize about what might have been...or what might yet be. As a Conservative Christian, I'm not supposed to. But what can I say? These are the things that go through my head, the fantasies that I keep secret from everyone I know for fear of repercussion. Some are bodice-rippers, some are extra-naughty, some are wholly inappropriate, but all of them are the things that run through my mind while I'm busy being an upstanding Christian Mommy to everyone I know...and a Naughty Mommy to those I don't. Enjoy. I do.