Published: July 31, 2012
Words: 11,982 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9780987955104

Short description

In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree Hoffman puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.

Extended description

In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree Hoffman puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.

Learn important things like:

- why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars (Read more) In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree Hoffman puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.

Learn important things like:

- why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars
- women weren’t created to breathe underwater
- how to navigate a day in the office after forgetting your bra
- what to do when everyone else is doing the pretzel handstand
- zebras can be red and cream, not just black and white
- how to avoid being swam over by a hoard of men
- following the rules can help you avoid concussions
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Reviews

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Review by: Shaelynn Marie on Oct. 22, 2012 :
This book was hilarious, I didn't want to stop reading and I could totally picture myself in her scenarios (especially the skiing)! It also motivates me to keep on with my own journey in my own way! And hey, there is nothing wrong with OCD - better than being boring and normal! Two thumbs up!!!
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Jacquelyn Smith on Sep. 22, 2012 :
I really enjoyed this collection of misadventures. Donloree's writing is honest, funny, and completely relatable. I especially empathized with her skiing story (which is so similar to my own experience), and her step aerobics story made me laugh out loud. Overall, this is a fun read that leaves you both admiring and shaking your head at the author's persistence.
(reviewed long after purchase)

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