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Hmmm...bio...bio? I guess I'm a biological life form, carbon-based at that, but quite biological. I'll tell you this much, I live in the Greater Seattle-Tacoma area, and I won't say anything more on that subject. I won't yammer on too much about where I've gone to school, what my hobbies are, because my story is long and boring. You'll end up conking out mid-sentence, breaking your keyboard in half in the process. You'll most likely demand restitution for your broken keyboard because of my long-winded story, so we won't go there. I don't need the lawsuits. I intend to make money, not lose it on expensive litigation.