Football Metaphysics for Enlightened Degenerates

Rated 5.00/5 based on 2 reviews
Football Metaphysics for Enlightened Degenerates is not just a preview of the 2012 NFL season in original Armchair Linebacker fashion, but also a psychic scraping at each NFL team, breaking them all down into organic compounds. You will laugh deep laughs, you will learn deep truths, and you will understand football at a higher level than before. I promise you all of that. More

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About Raven Mack

Raven Mack writes. Sometimes it is carved into metal along railroad tracks, sometimes it is etched into 0s and 1s for new-fangled cyber-devices, and sometimes it is spoken unto the wind. But that is what he does. He has been involved in self-publishing through zines, blogs, printing presses, pamphlets, smoke signals, street art, oral tradition, and astral projection for a couple of decades human time. But let's be honest, he's been doing this forever, or at least since the T'ang Dynasty.

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Review by: Daniel Dobbs on Aug. 15, 2012 :
Not finished reading but this work carries on the fine tradition of Armchair Linebacker with a tremendous amount of insight and is a must read if you are a semi literate football fan. I recommend this highly
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Sandatola on Aug. 15, 2012 : (no rating)
Ok, I just bought this and it is beyond awesome. To the author, I say damn you Raven, a man has real, bill-paying, soul-sucking work to do and you offer him 519 pages of enlightenment for four bucks? Something's got to give.

The historical bits are the icing on the cake. To wit: "Then, after a few long years of fat, hog-jowled unemployed factory workers being pissed off, the Cleveland Browns were resurrected as an expansion team."

This is a Herculian effort, one I'll be coming back to throughout the NFL season. Props, strike that - mad props - to Raven Mack for this. I consider this ebook the football-loving degenerate's answer to the Football Outsiders Almanac.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

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