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More Southern Sayings Than You Can Shake a Stick At
Nonfiction » General reference » Curiosities & wonders
Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire » Form / anecdotes & quotations
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Published: Aug. 20, 2012
Words: 5,177 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781476039183
Short description
Why you should never teach a pig to sing, or why having kittens in the oven is a bad idea--Southern Sayings is chock full of down-home Southern wit, wisdom and down-right funny sayings for every occasion! Best Selling Texas author Kit Frazier teams up with her daddy with the funniest, truest, downright orneriest sayings you ever laid your ears on . . . & there's free printables to boot!Extended description
Why you should never teach a pig to sing, or why having kittens in the oven is a bad idea--Southern Sayings is chock full of down-home Southern wit, wisdom and down-right funny sayings for every occasion! Best Selling Texas author Kit Frazier teams up with her daddy with the funniest, truest, downright orneriest sayings you ever laid your ears on . . . & there's free printables to boot!~Never teach a pig to sing it wastes your time and annoys the pig!
~You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning...
~That boy's as useless as tits on a boar hog...
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humorous quotes, southern humor, southern history, kit frazier, southern sayings, texas sayingsAvailable ebook reading formats
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