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To Kill An Armchair Husband, a dark comedy
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Published: Aug. 20, 2010
Words: 71156 (approximate)
Language: English
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Charlene used to have the perfect husband. But one day,POOF! He morphed into a big lump and started affairs with not one, but three sexy mistresses; an armchair, a big screen TV,and ESPN. Charlene's tried everything but he won't change back. What's a wife to do? Divorce is too messy and expensive. Only one drastic option remains--Murder. But she's having a little trouble, he just wont die.Extended description
Once upon a time there lived a happy and satisfied wife named Charlene Score. Her husband, Billy, was the perfect prince: kind, loving, and very lusty. But then one day, POOF! He morphed into a big, old lump. To make matters worse, he started torrid affairs with not one, but three sexy mistresses; a leather armchair, a big screen TV, and ESPN.Charlie is heartbroken and growing angrier by the minute. She's tried everything but her husband refuses to change back. What's a wife to do? Divorce won't cut it, too messy and expensive. Besides, how will she ever get him out of the arms of THAT chair?
Only one option remains--Murder.
But she's having a little trouble...Billy just won't die.
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romance, love, murder, comedy, marriage, humor, womens fiction, wife, sports, football, parody, husband, humor and comedy, humor and romance, sports widow, football widowAvailable ebook reading formats
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