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Please allow me to introduce myself: I am the RAB-man, the master of drivel. They say I have the Midas twitch. They call me the Midas twat, the Grand Ducat, the Lord of fools´gold, the Quadruple quibbler, the Knobby nibbler, the Roundabout ruminator, the Faux pasta chef. In one word, well... in two actually: Modesty Itself. Let me entertain you, confound you and hound you, laugh with you and fart at you, tickle you and spit at you. For the truth is Here or There. Well... it´s somewhere(if you care to look!)
I am Julius Teaser: I came, I wrote and I was censured!
I am Bart Anthony, I got Cleopatra's maid!
I am Alex, the Not-so-great!