The Lonely Backpacker

By Paul Thomas
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Published: Sep. 14, 2012
Words: 82,803 (approximate)
Language: British English
ISBN: 9781301311194

Short description

Based on a true story, thirty something Paul, fed up with life in the UK, travels from his home town in Edinburgh to the beautiful mini Gothic and picturesque city of Tallinn in Estonia to kick start a crazy travelling adventure through Eastern Europe. This first book will take our hero through Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania as he meets many weird, wild and wonderful characters along the way.

Extended description

Based on a true story, thirty something Paul, fed up with life in the UK, travels from his home town in Edinburgh to the beautiful mini Gothic and picturesque city of Tallinn in Estonia to kick start a crazy travelling adventure through Eastern Europe.

This first book will take our hero through Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania as he meets many weird, wild and wonderful characters along the way, unintentionally getting himself into as many crazy and fcked up adventures as he can possibly handle, while trying to stick his sexual conquest flag into every Country that allows him entry.

From Spam girls, Night club toilet shenanigans, Muggings, Sexy MILFS, American Alphas to Russian Mafia mob run ins and a wild and spontaneous love affair with a beautiful French girl that could bring his travelling adventures to a grinding halt. These are just some of the exciting and dangerous adventures which always seem to be lurking around the next corner.

But what is it that Paul is truly searchin.. (Read more) Based on a true story, thirty something Paul, fed up with life in the UK, travels from his home town in Edinburgh to the beautiful mini Gothic and picturesque city of Tallinn in Estonia to kick start a crazy travelling adventure through Eastern Europe.

This first book will take our hero through Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania as he meets many weird, wild and wonderful characters along the way, unintentionally getting himself into as many crazy and fcked up adventures as he can possibly handle, while trying to stick his sexual conquest flag into every Country that allows him entry.

From Spam girls, Night club toilet shenanigans, Muggings, Sexy MILFS, American Alphas to Russian Mafia mob run ins and a wild and spontaneous love affair with a beautiful French girl that could bring his travelling adventures to a grinding halt. These are just some of the exciting and dangerous adventures which always seem to be lurking around the next corner.

But what is it that Paul is truly searching for on his sporadic and spontaneous travelling journey? A meaning to his shallow life? To enjoy some crazy adventures that he'll remember until his dying day? A soul mate to settle down with? Maybe to learn a little bit about other cultures? Or just to have countless upon countless, meaningless one night stands and sexual rendezvous' with a string of European ladies!

This is a question he must search deep, deep within himself to finally find an answer to.

BEWARE: Strong language, black humor and some down right blatant nudity in parts. 
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paris, black humor, bukowski, amsterdam, fante, tallinn, amsterdams red light district, dan fante, mark safranko, safranko, blokey tale, humor adult, confessions travel erotica, travel abroad travel adventure, europe adventure, bloke lit, comedy about travel

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