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Dangerous, Psychotic Old Lunatic
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Published: Sep. 17, 2012
Words: 7,622 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9781301345984
Short description
"You know, dear, sometimes I weigh up life with you here in Snatchwood on the one hand and eternal damnation on the other and, I don’t know, call me a dangerous, psychotic old lunatic, but sometimes the idea of roasting in Hellfire for all eternity with a red hot poker up my rectum seems very, very appealing." If you like your short stories laced with a tinge of black humour . . .Extended description
You know, dear, sometimes I weigh up life with you here in Snatchwood on the one hand and eternal damnation on the other and, I don’t know, call me a dangerous, psychotic old lunatic, but sometimes the idea of roasting in Hellfire for all eternity with a red hot poker up my rectum seems very, very appealing.'Dangerous, psychotic old lunatic Mrs Manson is living out her twilight years in the middle of nowhere, with only Mrs Preedy's ginger tomcat and her semi-senile sister Emily for company. But there's always a way to relieve the boredom, even if it does mean telling lies about squirrels and trying to finish off the local medium. Two funny short stories featuring the quietly demented Mrs Manson and her dimwitted sister Emily.
If you like your short stories laced with black humour then this book is for you. This black comedy contains the best two short stories about a dangerous, psychotic old lunatic that you'll read this year.
Tags
short fiction, short stories, black comedy, spiritualism, squirrels, black humour, funny short stories, stories about old ladies, short funny storiesAvailable ebook reading formats
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