Published: Sep. 11, 2010
Words: 30887 (approximate)
Language: English

Ebook description

They shout, they swear, they kill. The evil gnomes have come to life at the bottom of your garden. Meet Baby Legs, Little Giggler, Honey Pie and a host of other weird and wonderfully twisted gnomes. There's a gnome war coming with mankind trapped in the middle. No one or thing is safe. You have been warned.....

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horror, evil, gnomes, stuart, neild

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Review by: geoff devito on Oct. 13, 2010 : (no rating)
this is top top quality writing, a genius gnome has penned this masterpiece
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: Neil Coghlan on Oct. 05, 2010 :
These are vicious little thuglets! I'll be looking under the hedges with more attention in the future! Eek!
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: buttt munch on Sep. 20, 2010 :
A horror comedy that actually works.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: sugar bug on Sep. 20, 2010 :
Have read quite a few books on smashwords and this is by far the best one yet hopefully this is the 1st of many.I can see a very prosperus future for this authour.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Lacey Sun on Sep. 19, 2010 :
This book really is a great read, love the gnome characters, would love to see a film of this.
(reviewed within a month of purchase)

Review by: David Jeffery on Sep. 19, 2010 :
A wickedly dark and humorous piece of horror that begs for a further outing. Fantastic!
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: kayleigh jay on Sep. 12, 2010 :
brilliant really enjoyed this just hope the gnomes in my garden don`t attack me
(reviewed the day of purchase)

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