Published: Sep. 13, 2010
Words: 26,951 (approximate)
Language: English
ISBN: 9780981301570

Short description

Two of a Kind? Never! It is none of my business what kind of fur a girl wears on her back. Or, if she had a fling or two, on her own time. But, to pee on the carpet on her first visit is a bit much. Really! Anyway, if you like cats and dogs and love and sex and suspense and mystery and murder... (and don't forget humor), well, you’ve come to the right place.

Extended description

“You might as well know that every single story in this book has been recorded by either a Cat or a Dog. Sometimes both. We don’t actually write them ourselves, but, when our well-meaning ‘masters’ are asleep, we feed the stories directly into their subconscious, and then, on awakening, our human friends put them down on paper. Or on a computer screen. Memory. Computer memory. They don’t always come out quite right, but, well, nothing is perfect in this world. It’s not like in the Kingdom.”

Tags

love, suspense, murder, mystery, poetry, pets, dogs, fantasy, cats, short story, sex, poems, philosophy, humour, stan law

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Reviews

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Review by: BozenaH on Nov. 10, 2011 :
From the hoary days of Noah, through the magic of witchcraft, from our relationships to cats and dogs vis a vis the relationship cats and dogs have towards us, its all here. You’ll love their loves and hates, their fears and courage, their failures and conquests. But most of all you’ll love the power and the poetry of Stan Law’s writing.
(reviewed long after purchase)

Review by: Anetta Bach on Nov. 10, 2011 :
You’ll look at your dog, or your cat in quite the same way. You may still talk to him or her, but you’ll also listen. And well you might. What Stan Law heard from his friends is absolutely breathtaking. Perhaps our pets are a lot smarter then we give them credit for.
(reviewed long after purchase)

Review by: Anetta Bach on Nov. 10, 2011 :
You’ll look at your dog, or your cat in quite the same way. You may still talk to him or her, but you’ll also listen. And well you might. What Stan Law heard from his friends is absolutely breathtaking. Perhaps our pets are a lot smarter then we give them credit for.
(reviewed long after purchase)

Review by: Marlon (Marvin) D. Clark on Sep. 26, 2011 :
I wish to take this opportunity to apologize to all the cats, and dogs, the world over, for not giving them credit where the credit was due. I shall, henceforth, treat them as equals. Not same but equals. I hope they’ll accept my friendship, offered in a completely new light. Thank you Mr. Law for opening my eyes.
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

Review by: Patrick Johnson on Sep. 24, 2011 :
A most extraordinary compendium of philosophy propounded by our closest friends, our cats and dogs. An absolute must read. Read some of the stories earlier. Loved the new additions. Bravo!
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

Review by: Sylvester Drake on Sep. 21, 2011 :
Surely, we all talk to our pets. We talk sweetly, we share with them our thoughts; sometimes we even talk in anger. But here, Stan Law does not follow this route. Instead he listens. And, boy, does he hear things! You’d better listen too. Five Stars!
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Hanna K. Loda on Sep. 21, 2010 :
My thanks to Bartek and Kaytek and Maniusia and Pimpa and Maytek. And most of all the Stan Law. Reading his short stories I alternated between tears and laughter. And even then, most of the tears came also from laughter. Thanks again, Stan.
(reviewed within a week of purchase)

Review by: Bohdan Czytelnik on Sep. 19, 2010 :
I had a long chat with my cat, and equally as long with my two dogs. Let me tell you. Every single word Stan Law wrote is the absolute truth. If you don’t believe me, ask your own cat. Or dog. Or any stray you meet on the street. Only… for some reason, my dog refused to discuss The Broohos.
(reviewed the day of purchase)

Review by: Adam Kerry on Sep. 19, 2010 :
I loved Sharing, and Dreamax, and now I’m up to my neck in cats and dogs and their complex, indomitable problems. If ever a writer showed us what our pets think of us, surely, Stan Law must be in the forefront. I shall never think of my menagerie in quite the same way.

PS. I also read Sci-Fi 1. Henceforth, I’ll regard the fish in my aquarium in quite different light. At least, I think it’s a fish…
(reviewed the day of purchase)

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