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Orphaned at birth, T. Baggins was raised by wolves until age fourteen, when the pack moved on one night without a forwarding address. Returning to human society, Ms. Baggins taught herself to read and write by studying fan fiction. As a result, she still believes “Hiddlesworth” and “McFassy” are legitimate English words, along with manlovin’. In her spare time she enjoys reblogging posts on Tumblr, emptying gin bottles and petting housecats who plainly do not wish to be disturbed.