Published: Sep. 25, 2010
Words: 2288 (approximate)
Language: English

Description

This is the solution to the most dangerous threat to America. Loitering is the world's most heinous crime and it's in your country! They multiply by the second and all you can do is watch them.... Do Nothing! This is the answer. This is my plan to save America and her precious citizens.

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Tags

humor, funny, essay, taxes, masturbating, plan, project, assignment, modest proposal, satyr, satyrical, honors english ii, mrsjohnson, sarcastic, loitering, the complete works of joel riebel

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Review by: LC Cooper on Oct. 15, 2010 :
I didn't like this at all. I had hoped to read a humorous Rube-Goldberg-style story about solving a phony world crisis. Instead, the author rambles a bit before writing about masturbation. Although not a surprise, taking into account the author was a 10th-grader (and that's what 10th-grade boys focus on), I would be ashamed to publish this as a story that showcases my writing style and ability. After all, it'll be out there on the 'net forever, where one day the author's children will find it.
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