When God Gets Bored
God did a lot of good work. He created all the planets and even entire galaxies. Those little umbrellas that go into fancy drinks at all too trendy night clubs? He was all over them too.
But after creating everything, he hit the awkward point in life where he wondered what to do next. The answer would take God on a strange journey which would make him question the very nature of existence itself. More
First, there was nothing. Then, to make things more interesting, there was something. That something was a fully grown chicken. It didn't serve any purpose and existed only for the smallest amount of time possible, only an instant. Mostly it was just there to confound philosophers until the end of time.
Then for a long time there was nothing else. But then, finally, when the nothing that was there got tired of not being anything, there was God. Where did he come from? Nobody knew, mostly because he was the first thing to exist. Who made God? That is hard to say and a very long story indeed. The telling of that story would take an eternity to tell, which would leave us back at the end of the universe and nothing, which is when God was created, after the chicken.
From that point on, things began to get a little strange.
This journal covers the difficult little period in everybody's life where the mind begins to wonder and you start to try out new and scary things. Of course when you have power over all existence we are not quite talking about getting a brand new red sports car, God is much fonder of blue.
What follows is a sequence of strange events that span across multiple worlds and periods of time. The series of adventures will challenge every power that God and his companions have left to call on and cause them to not only question their own sanity, but the very meaning of existence itself.