Hard times have hit Transylvania. Count Dracula, travels to Hollywood to work as a phlebotomy technician, only to find co-workers driving him crazy. Outraged and disgusted by an unsophisticated culture, he packs his bags to fly home, but not before delivering a biting eulogy about the future of America. This two act, ten scene comedy may not scare you, but it will make you laugh. More
This Two Act, ten scene comedy is satire in traditional form. Topical scrutiny is given of our culture by silly ghouls and vampires seeking gainful employment in Hollywood, but finding our culture too horrifying to bare. Bela and Boris work in a Hollywood Blood bank to feed their unnatural appetite, but must surrender their goldmine when they realize Americans are simply too uncivilized.