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Edward Groisht lives hundreds of feet underground and only comes to the surface to shamelessly self-publish his writings, which were expelled in fits of derangement, having suffered from vitamin-D deficiency for most of his life. He hopes you enjoy his writings and that you never, under any circumstances, try to make conversation with him. (If you can find him, that is.) The author will now return to his dwelling where he will pray for those who fail to grasp the literary significance and importance of his work.