A Very Merry Cliche for Christmas

By Derek Elkins
Published by Bard and Book
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Published: Dec. 13, 2012
Words: 10,290 (approximate)
Language: American English
ISBN: 9781301229024

Short description

This is parody of all the holly, jolly Crhristmas movies shown with gross regularity on the Hallmark Channel at this time of year.

Extended description

I was watching the Hallmark Channel and found that most every Christmas movie had some serious clichés in common. I thought to myself that I could do just as well or, at the very least come up with a decent parody of the genre. So, I wrote a parody of a Christmas story.
In it, we find Holly Clause, a Big City executive being called back to her small hometown because of the death of her mother. Soon, she is pairing off against the town's grinch, one O. M. Potter. The sparks and insanity begin to fly as Holy comes up with a scheme to win back Christmas from the old miser.

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comedy, humor, christmas, miracle, parody, grinch

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