Bill the Spitter
By Merlin Sprague
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Published: Dec. 18, 2012
Words: 4,549 (approximate)
Bill the Spitter is a ribald short story of 4,500 words. It tells of the Author's base family and an Aunt's need for a man so severe it caused her to overlook that which should never be overlooked. This story is humorous, and bitingly so.
There’s a creep in every family, isn't there? Well, in Merlin Sprague’s family, the creep was Bill the Spitter. When Shirley, a divorcee in whom the bloom of youth has withered, decided she needed a man at any cost, she cast her eye on Bill the Spitter.
Follow along as Bill unplugs Shirley’s toilet. Read how Bill woos Shirley and how he fills his hankie at the breakfast table! See how Bill letches after Shirley's sweet young daughter and find out what Shirley's ex has to say about it. Follow Bill to the grisly end.
This story, while ribald and bitingly humorous, has the virtue of being true (artistic license notwithstanding).
This book contains content considered unsuitable for young readers
17 and under, and which may be offensive to some readers of all ages. For more information, see the
, short story
, family relationships
, sexual debauchery
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