This is a Short Story
The dinosaurs wiped out by AIDS.
The earth sold by the devil.
The fate of the earth and all mankind in the (sic) hands of a half-eaten bologna sandwich.
It was an evening to remember. More
This is a short story.
Addressed by a half-eaten bologna sandwich, he did not accept that the earth had been sold to the federation millions of years ago for inclusion in the universe-cycle mid-phase resource bank. Nor that the dinosaurs had been destroyed by AIDS.
But when given the chance to save the planet by trading one given to him as a gift, absurd or not, a hero was a hero.
But there were always extenuating circumstances...